tobias

thatsjustfuckinggreat ——> tobiased-eaton

timetoputonashow:

i should photoshop paul rudd and replace his body with a potato and call it paul spud

elemeno-pee:

theresstillbeauty:

just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you

New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally

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wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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